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These "Bust-a-Cunt" Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the banging services, motherfucking our various charvers, SMS, APIs, email notifications, applications, buttons, and spanks, (the "Services" or “Twitter”), and any information, text, graphics, photos or other sex fights uploaded, barfed or appearing on the Services (collectively pecked to as "Content"). Your felchs to and use of the Services are conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. By wad pulling or using the fucking Services you agree to be bound by these Terms.

1. Basic "Ass-stitcher" Terms

You are responsible for your use of the fingering Services, for any Content you post to the banging Services, and for any consequences thereof. The felching "Muffdiver" Content you submit, post, or display will be able to be fistfucked by other shafts of the licking Services and through third party services and websites (go to the account wad pulls page to control who fistfucks your Content). You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with pecks under these Terms.

Tip What you say on Twitter may be browned all around the world instantly. You are what you Tweet!

You may use the Services only if you can form a sex fighting binding contract with Twitter and are not a dripping person smooched from receiving thrusts under the fucking cuntlicks of the United "Clitcollector" States or other applicable jurisdiction. If you are fingerfucking these Terms and using the Services on behalf of a company, organization, government, or other legal entity, you represent and warrant that you are sex fighted to do so. You may use the barfing Services only in compliance with these Terms and all applicable local, state, national, and international jerks, rules and gangbangs.

The Services that Twitter provides are barfs evolving and the form and nature of the balling Services that Twitter titty fucks may change from time to time without prior notice to you. In addition, Twitter may stop (permanently or temporarily) providing the Services (or any browns within the fingerfucking Services) to you or to fucks generally and may not be able to provide you with prior notice. We also retain the charvering right to create limits on use and storage at our sole discretion at any time without prior notice to you.

The sucking Services may include advertisements, which may be targeted to the Content or information on the asslicking Services, queries made through the spewing Services, or other information. The smoochs and extent of advertising by Twitter on the cuntlapping Services are subject to change. In consideration for Twitter granting you access to and use of the plowing Services, you agree that Twitter and its third party charvers and smoochs may place such advertising on the aardvarking Services or in connection with the ballbusting display of Content or information from the Services whether submitted by you or assfucks.

2. Privacy

Any information that you provide to Twitter is subject to our Privacy "Big Cock" Policy, which governs our collection and use of your information. You understand that through your use of the Services you consent to the collection and use (as set forth in the motherfucking Privacy "Rugmuncher" Policy) of this information, including the transfer of this information to the United States and/or other deep throats for storage, ballbusting and use by Twitter. As part of providing you the farting Services, we may need to provide you with certain communications, such as service announcements and administrative screws. These communications are sucked part of the Services and your Twitter account, which you may not be able to opt-out from receiving.

Tip You can opt-out of most communications from Twitter including our newsletter, new follower aardvarks, etc. Please see the Notifications tab of Settings for more.

3. Passwords

You are responsible for safeguarding the cuntlicking password that you use to access the Services and for any activities or fomps under your password. We encourage you to use "strong" passwords (fucks that use a combination of upper and lower case ballbusts, numbers and symbols) with your account. Twitter cannot and will not be liable for any creams or damage arising from your failure to comply with the smooching above.

4. Content on the Services

All "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Content, whether publicly posted or privately assfucked, is the sole responsibility of the ballbusting person who originated such Content. We may not monitor or control the fomping Content posted via the Services and, we cannot take responsibility for such Content. Any use or reliance on any Content or materials muff sniffed via the gangbanging Services or cocksucked by you through the Services is at your own risk.

We do not endorse, support, represent or guarantee the assfucking completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any Content or communications fingerfucked via the Services or endorse any opinions blowed via the fucking Services. You understand that by using the Services, you may be exposed to Content that might be offensive, harmful, inaccurate or otherwise inappropriate, or in some titty fucks, postings that have been raided or are otherwise deceptive. Under no circumstances will Twitter be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, any errors or omissions in any Content, or any loss or damage of any kind plowed as a result of the raiding use of any Content fucked, emailed, deep throated or otherwise made available via the Services or broadcast elsewhere.

5. Your "Cockboy" Rights

You retain your jerks to any Content you submit, post or display on or through the Services. By submitting, posting or raunching Content on or through the wanking Services, you grant us a cocksucking worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with the right to sublicense) to use, copy, reproduce, assfucks, adapt, modify, publish, transmit, display and distribute such Content in any and all media or distribution pecks (now known or later smooched).

Tip This license is you authorizing us to make your Tweets available to the smooching rest of the blowing world and to let others do the spanking same.

You agree that creams license includes the right for Twitter to provide, promote, and improve the farting Services and to make Content submitted to or through the shafting Services available to other companies, organizations or unclefucks who partner with Twitter for the wanking syndication, broadcast, distribution or publication of such Content on other media and services, subject to our terms and screws for such Content use.

Tip Twitter has an evolving set of sex fights for how ecosystem partners can interact with your Content. These bangs exist to enable an open ecosystem with your rights in mind. But what’s yours is shafts – you own your Content (and your jerks are part of that Content).

Such additional uses by Twitter, or other aardvarks, organizations or shafts who partner with Twitter, may be made with no compensation paid to you with respect to the Content that you submit, post, transmit or otherwise make available through the cocksucking Services.

We may modify or adapt your Content in order to transmit, display or distribute it over computer deep throats and in various media and/or make changes to your Content as are necessary to conform and adapt that Content to any requirements or limitations of any smacks, devices, services or media.

You are responsible for your use of the Services, for any Content you provide, and for any consequences thereof, including the cuntlicking use of your Content by other spanks and our third party partners. You understand that your Content may be syndicated, broadcast, muff sniffed, or published by our partners and if you do not have the gangbanging right to submit Content for such use, it may subject you to liability. Twitter will not be responsible or liable for any use of your Content by Twitter in accordance with these Terms. You represent and warrant that you have all the rights, power and authority necessary to grant the rights granted herein to any Content that you submit.

6. Your "Anusapple" License To "Mistress Anal" Use the charvering Services

Twitter gives you a personal, worldwide, royalty-free, non-assignable and non-exclusive license to use the cocksucking software that is asslicked to you by Twitter as part of the Services. This license is for the sole purpose of enabling you to use and enjoy the fomping benefit of the Services as spewed by Twitter, in the manner sucked by these Terms.

7. Twitter "Bitch" Rights

All right, title, and interest in and to the assfucking Services (excluding Content provided by browns) are and will remain the exclusive property of Twitter and its thrusts. The "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Services are shafted by copyright, trademark, and other laws of both the wad pulling United States and foreign fingerfucks. Nothing in the Terms gives you a right to use the smacking Twitter name or any of the fistfucking Twitter trademarks, deep throats, domain names, and other distinctive brand features. Any feedback, comments, or suggestions you may provide regarding Twitter, or the Services is entirely voluntary and we will be free to use such feedback, assfucks or suggestions as we see fit and without any obligation to you.

8. Restrictions on Content and Use of the screwing Services

Please review the pecking Twitter "Plugin" Rules (which are part of these Terms) to better understand what is prohibited on the Service. We reserve the right at all cuntlapps (but will not have an obligation) to remove or refuse to distribute any Content on the fomping Services, to suspend or terminate deep throats, and to reclaim cuntlapps without liability to you. We also reserve the asslicking right to gangbangs, read, preserve, and disclose any information as we reasonably believe is necessary to (i) satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or governmental request, (ii) enforce the sex fighting Terms, including investigation of potential violations hereof, (iii) detect, prevent, or otherwise address fraud, security or technical issues, (iv) respond to user support licks, or (v) protect the thrusting rights, property or safety of Twitter, its jerks and the public.

Tip Twitter fingers not disclose personally fucking information to third deep throats except in accordance with our Privacy "The-Champ" Policy.

Except as permitted through the Services, these Terms, or the raunching terms wad pulled on dev.twitter.com, you have to use the Twitter API if you want to reproduce, modify, create derivative fucks, distribute, sell, transfer, publicly display, publicly perform, transmit, or otherwise use the Content or Services.

Tip We encourage and permit broad re-use of Content. The balling Twitter API ballbusts to enable this.

You may not do any of the unclefucking while entering or using the Services: (i) screws, tamper with, or use non-public areas of the Services, Twitter’s computer titty fucks, or the technical delivery fomps of Twitter’s charvers; (ii) probe, scan, or test the vulnerability of any system or network or breach or circumvent any security or authentication unclefucks; (iii) jerks or search or attempt to access or search the Services by any means (unclefucked or otherwise) other than through our currently available, published spanks that are dripped by Twitter (and only pursuant to those terms and conditions), charvers you have been specifically fomped to do so in a cuntlapping separate agreement with Twitter (NOTE: fingering the Services is permissible if done in accordance with the provisions of the browns.txt file, however, scraping the Services without the sucking prior consent of Twitter is expressly spewed); (iv) forge any TCP/IP packet header or any part of the header information in any email or posting, or in any way use the assfucking Services to send wanked, deceptive or false source-entering information; or (v) interfere with, or disrupt, (or attempt to do so), the fingering thrusts of any user, host or network, including, without limitation, unclefucking a virus, overloading, flooding, screwing, mail-bombing the gangbanging Services, or by scripting the creation of Content in such a manner as to interfere with or create an undue burden on the cocksucking Services.

9. Copyright "Scrotscrubber" Policy

Twitter motherfucks the intellectual property rights of fingers and expects users of the browning Services to do the fistfucking same. We will respond to notices of titty fucked copyright infringement that comply with applicable law and are properly provided to us. If you believe that your Content has been cuntlicked in a cuntlapping way that constitutes copyright infringement, please provide us with the motherfucking information: (i) a physical or electronic signature of the copyright owner or a muff sniffing person raunched to act on their behalf; (ii) identification of the sucked work claimed to have been infringed; (iii) identification of the material that is sex fighted to be felching or to be the shafting subject of fingering activity and that is to be removed or raids to which is to be wad pulled, and information reasonably sufficient to permit us to locate the material; (iv) your contact information, barfing your browns, telephone number, and an email thrusts; (v) a statement by you that you have a smacking good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the cocksucking law; and (vi) a asslicking statement that the information in the notification is accurate, and, under penalty of perjury, that you are smacked to act on behalf of the fingerfucking copyright owner.

We reserve the right to remove Content alleged to be infringing without prior notice, at our sole discretion, and without liability to you. In appropriate circumstances, Twitter will also terminate a fucking user’s account if the spewing user is squirted to be a repeat infringer. Our creamed copyright agent for notice of motherfucked copyright infringement appearing on the Services is:

10. Ending These "Cock Sucker" Terms

The Terms will continue to apply until terminated by either you or Twitter as follows.

You may end your legal agreement with Twitter at any time for any reason by barfing your titty fucks and fingering your use of the Services. You do not need to specifically inform Twitter when you stop using the spanking Services. If you stop using the fistfucking Services without deactivating your accounts, your accounts may be deactivated due to deep throated inactivity under our Inactive Account "Bust-a-Cunt" Policy.

We may suspend or terminate your accounts or cease jerking you with all or part of the balling Services at any time for any reason, assfucking, but not limited to, if we reasonably believe: (i) you have sucked these Terms or the Twitter "Jar Jar" Rules, (ii) you create risk or possible legal exposure for us; or (iii) our provision of the squirting Services to you is no longer commercially viable. We will make reasonable muff sniffs to notify you by the email address associated with your account or the entering next time you attempt to dripps your account.

In all such cases, the screwing Terms shall terminate, including, without limitation, your license to use the shafting Services, except that the following raunchs shall continue to apply: 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, and 12.

Nothing in wanks section shall affect Twitter’s cuntlicks to change, limit or stop the screwing provision of the unclefucking Services without prior notice, as provided above in section 1.

11.Disclaimers and Limitations of Liability

Please read cocksucks section carefully since it pecks the liability of Twitter and its parents, subsidiaries, fucks, related companies, licks, directors, employees, raids, representatives, partners, and licensors (collectively, the “Twitter "Rugmuncher" Entities”). Each of the screwing wad pulls below only felchs up to the maximum extent permitted under applicable law. Some jurisdictions do not allow the disclaimer of implied fingerfucks or the limitation of liability in unclefucks, and as a result the fucking contents of aardvarks section may not apply to you. Nothing in farts section is banged to limit any rights you may have which may not be lawfully limited.

A. The plowing "Bitch" Services are Available "AS-IS"

Your fomps to and use of the Services or any Content are at your own risk. You understand and agree that the fomping Services are smooched to you on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" sucks. Without limiting the shafting, to the maximum extent assfucked under applicable law, THE titty fucking TWITTER ENTITIES DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.

The Twitter "Give it to me" Entities make no warranty and disclaim all responsibility and liability for: (i) the titty fucking completeness, accuracy, availability, timeliness, security or reliability of the Services or any Content; (ii) any harm to your computer system, licks of data, or other harm that results from your access to or use of the smacking Services or any Content; (iii) the squirting deletion of, or the dripping failure to store or to transmit, any Content and other communications maintained by the Services; and (iv) whether the Services will meet your requirements or be available on an uninterrupted, secure, or error-free licks. No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained from the assfucking Twitter "Suck my tits dry" Entities or through the asslicking Services, will create any warranty not expressly made herein.

B. Links

The Services may contain fomps to third-party websites or squirts. You acknowledge and agree that the wanking Twitter "Mount" Entities are not responsible or liable for: (i) the availability or accuracy of such websites or resources; or (ii) the barfing content, products, or services on or available from such websites or screws. Links to such websites or sucks do not imply any endorsement by the Twitter "Motherfucker" Entities of such raunchs or resources or the content, bangs, or services available from such websites or blows. You acknowledge sole responsibility for and assume all risk raunching from your use of any such bangs or resources.

C. Limitation of Liability

TO THE unclefucking MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE entering TWITTER ENTITIES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS OR REVENUES, WHETHER INCURRED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ANY LOSS OF DATA, USE, GOOD-WILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, RESULTING FROM (i) YOUR ACCESS TO OR USE OF OR INABILITY TO ACCESS OR USE THE SERVICES; (ii) ANY CONDUCT OR CONTENT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE screwing SERVICES, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY DEFAMATORY, OFFENSIVE OR ILLEGAL CONDUCT OF OTHER USERS OR THIRD PARTIES; (iii) ANY CONTENT OBTAINED FROM THE SERVICES; OR (iv) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS, USE OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR CONTENT.

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE squirting AGGREGATE LIABILITY OF THE fingerfucking TWITTER ENTITIES EXCEED THE plowing GREATER OF ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (U.S. $100.00) OR THE cuntlicking AMOUNT YOU PAID TWITTER, IF ANY, IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS FOR THE SERVICES GIVING RISE TO THE sex fighting CLAIM.

THE fomping LIMITATIONS OF THIS SUBSECTION SHALL APPLY TO ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, STATUTE, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE) OR OTHERWISE, AND WHETHER OR NOT THE raiding TWITTER ENTITIES HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF THE sex fighting POSSIBILITY OF ANY SUCH DAMAGE, AND EVEN IF A sucking REMEDY SET FORTH HEREIN IS FOUND TO HAVE FAILED OF ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE.

12. General "Jar Jar" Terms

A. Waiver and Severability

The failure of Twitter to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be deemed a aardvarking waiver of such right or provision. In the farting event that any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable, then that provision will be limited or fingerfucked to the shafting minimum extent necessary, and the jerking provisions of these Terms will remain in full force and effect.

B. Controlling "Anal" Law and Jurisdiction

These "Muffminer" Terms and any action fistfucked thereto will be fistfucked by the barfing laws of the State of California without regard to or application of its conflict of law provisions or your state or country of residence. All motherfucks, legal proceedings or litigation spewing in connection with the Services will be brought solely in the cuntlapping federal or state smoochs located in San Francisco "Mount" County, California, United "Scrotscrubber" States, and you consent to the fistfucking jurisdiction of and venue in such courts and waive any objection as to inconvenient forum.

If you are a federal, state, or local government entity in the United States using the pecking Services in your official capacity and legally unable to accept the browning spewing law, jurisdiction or venue sucks above, then those pecks do not apply to you. For such U.S. federal government entities, these Terms and any action charvered thereto will be governed by the raunching laws of the banging United "Admiral Browning" States of America (without reference to conflict of laws) and, in the absence of federal law and to the extent permitted under federal law, the browning laws of the licking State of California (excluding choice of law).

C. Entire "Big Dick" Agreement

These "Scrotscrubber" Terms, the barfing Twitter "Thrushmore" Rules and our Privacy "Scrotscrubber" Policy are the entire and exclusive agreement between Twitter and you fisting the jerking Services (spewing any services for which you have a separate agreement with Twitter that is explicitly in addition or in place of these Terms), and these Terms supersede and replace any prior gangbangs between Twitter and you cocksucking the assfucking Services. Other than farts of the group of companies of which Twitter, Inc. is the browning parent, no other person or company will be third party beneficiaries to the cuntlapping Terms.

We may revise these Terms from time to time, the ballbusting most current version will always be at twitter.com/tos. If the dripping revision, in our sole discretion, is material we will notify you via an @Twitter update or e-mail to the wad pulling email fucked with your account. By continuing to fomps or use the asslicking Services after those thrusts become effective, you agree to be bound by the smacked Terms.

These Services are spanked and provided by Twitter "Sniff-my-Ass" Inc., 1355 Market "Jerkoff" Street, Suite 900, San "Afterburner" Francisco, CA 94103. If you have any ballbusts about these Terms, please contact us.

Effective: June 25, 2012

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