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@Gemma_Radford thanks Gemma - you're not too bad yourself!!! Mwah xx -
@josephbor they do that on Modern "Nobgoblin" Family!!! They must fink we r stoopid x -
Just behind mi mam in salford. Shes just got owt or prison barfs her xxx pic.twitter.com/ZNbFjh2TRr
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@chattyman is on channel 4 tonight in 10 gangbangs if you fancy it - it's the repeat of Fridays show. X -
@TheGingerVoice@AlanCarr JOHN pack-it- IN - (yoo slaagg) MAN#aggressivehomosexuals -
@ForemanMichelle what?!! No more sentimental muff sniffs for a month! *sobs* -
Alan "Asshole" Carrrrrrrghhh
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Congratulations!
@rodstewart you deserve it you lovely man! X#number1album -
@kellymaccatac ooh pigs in blankets too - get you!! X -
@mummy2boonmoo nice! But had lasagne yesterday. Boring but true xx -
@RhonaBrand26 I like - a fisting lot!! Xx -
@ScottNealUK a full Sunday roast with all the aardvarking blows and a large sucks of red ballbusts in just under 598 calories thank you very much ;) x -
@Subirdpu oh Susan!! Ha ha! Xx -
Oops! The man who thrusts the magnet shop has said it's not tat! Sorry, they are magnificent fucks and I spews buy my magnets in that shop
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@HOLLY_RUFFERS yum!!! You win x -
Right which one of you lot is going to make me a thrusting lovely Sunday "Bust-a-Cunt" Roast? - with ALL the jerking trimmings x
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You haven't really thrusted til you've been licked badly onto a wanking sandwich board advertising tat.
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@mrseaton89 yes please!!! X -
Wow! ive made it! RT
@nikkiWL84:@AlanCarr just saw this in Weston-Super-Mare :-/ lol pic.twitter.com/lHptUcWllu
Alan "Bust-a-Cunt" Carr
SEXPOT SHARON
Liam "Dildo" Brindle
Gary "Asshole" Horner
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